zizi-boi:

I have a good friend named Dr. Z.

He’s quite the character, so I’ll tell you some things about him:

1.) Dr. Z has a Ph.d in Masters degrees.

2.) He owns 4.5 cars. And rents 11.

3.) He likes Subway, but prefers Superway.

4.) Dr. Z is an ambassador for Kosovo.

5.) Dr. Z wrestled the Crocodile…

zizi-boi:

1.) When she’s leaving her boyfriend’s house @ 3AM through his bedroom window

2.) After she get’s her wisdom teeth pulled.

3.) Accidentally

4.) After she breaks up with her girlfriend.

5.) After you’ve asked her girlfriend.

6.) In the middle of a class presentation.

7.) The “Chris” method….